What Zobrist and so many other know-better-than-you hitters don’t know is that you will get the electronic zone, followed eventually by the electronic pitcher and hitter. But go ahead, complain while you can. Dumbasses.

Eff u!

Yank fans best in the world. Stanton must perform to get praised. He will get the laud once up to par. Not ungrateful are we; we just know what’s right.