I love how Schilling praises a guy who stands up for what he believes in, but not all the other guys making a stand for what they believe in.

Your ideas are intriguing to me.

I support the police officers’ right not to participate, I just disagree with how they’re going about it.

In 2013, Orlando was in the third tier of American soccer, Reporter Who Thinks Facts Are Funny.

Not irony. Coincidence.

“Everyone at FOX Sports, no matter what role we play, or what business, function or show we contribute to — should act with respect and adhere to professional conduct at all times.”

Not the biggest one, surely. I mean, Texas High School Football officials get paid really well (I think some even get a sliding scale based on the gate?), or used to. And they will fucking kill you in Texas if you blow a call, so there’s that.

I was a youth sports referee. Fuck that shit.

Loved most of the people I reffed with, the film study, the rules interpretation meetings, instruction on mechanics, everything pretty much right up until after the toss of the coin or right before the opening tip.

Then I could not wait for that shit to get over. Between…

If only there were some way by which someone went from being suspected of a crime to being convicted of said crime and then potentially put to death.

This guy seems to have gotten his fridge magnet jurisprudence poetry mixed up.

At first I thought it was Ogden who wanted to do Caucasian Heritage Night, but it was Orem. Same white-ass state, but different team.

He seems nice.

“Well, he was gonna declare Marshall Law, only we were on to him and kept him from doin’ it.”

$1.3M cap hit if they dump him before June 1. $734k after. About $574k if they release him prior to next June 1. That’s only slightly more than they’re carrying for Austin Saferian-Jenkins, who they told to GTFO.

The harder part (for the brain trust, such as it is) would be admitted they fucked up. This was a bold…

I love this:

They really only have the one line of thought, don’t they?

“...marinas that were veritable desserts just a few seasons ago...”

“Nick, I checked with our men’s basketball office. No one from the NCAA asked anyone to take the video down. With regards to Mrs. Marshall, she was escorted from her seat to the back-of-house area so that she could attend Coach Marshall’s press conference. Thank you.”

Wait, Spicer’s working in college hoops now? 

That was the “first and only” goal of the game? Wouldn’t “only goal” have covered it?

Pitino switched off the game to go have sex.

I don’t know a politician who would be described that way. That’s why they’re in politics in the first place.

Clinton very likely would have done some things that were swell and some things that were shitty, and some things that were seen as both, depending on the letter on your voter registration card.