You’ve probably blown a lot of guys

I need way more than 2 drinks when I’m around my family.

I wouldn’t consider anything work-related a “party”. More like a “function”.

Right. two drinks. Whisky and Rum. The only two drinks I need.

People who reject the feminist label to be a ‘humanist’, and people who believe in All Lives Matter over Black Lives Matter are examples of people who stand in the way of social progress. They’re obstacles to a better, equal society. They help to validate the opinion that disadvantaged groups aren’t actually…

You know who else has tiny hands and is evil? Are they related?

Thanks Tumblr!

It’s international grab-bag night at Al’s Pancake World.

The Handmaid’s Tale, coming 2017

Just a reminder that back in ‘08, when Obama picked Biden, everyone was like “That boring old white dude?” And now we’re all like UNCLE JOE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US.

Perfection and 2016 in a nutshell.

Haha yes, it was playing in French cinemas around the same time I went to see Anna Faris/Chris Evans vehicle What’s Your Number - or as they called it, Sex List.

So many publicists are scrambling right now screaming Abort Abort. While Taylor is probably all:

Melissa McCarthy looks stupendous there.

JFC. People saying a remake ruins their childhood. As a kid, I saw the original Ghostbusters I don’t even know how many times in the theater and again on cable, and it’s a perfect, perfect movie to me (primo Bill Murray!). That said, I can’t fucking wait to see this one in the theater. Granted, I’m a broad, so ergo an…

I heard that Paul Feig is sneaking into people’s houses like a reverse Santa Claus and stealing the OG Ghostbusters movie and replacing it with the new one. He’s also going to destroy every copy of the old one so no one can ever see it again!

What I don’t understand is who is forcing these manbabies to see the movie? Like, if it’s so bad that it would ruin the original....um, maybe just don’t see it?

I posted this elsewhere but if this movie is hilarious, as it appears to be (haven’t seen it yet) and financial success, then that just proves all those manbabies who critized the movie as “just not funny to me” based just on the trailer, as misogynistic assholes despite their protests to the contrary, right?