Yeah, the first-world-problem is strong with that crowd. Your childhood - your idyllic, Western, privileged motherfucker childhood - was retroactively RUUUINNNED by this? Grow the fuck up bros.

Ugh, I know. Kids are such tryhards. Like my Nephew recently got really into metal and I was like, dude, I’ve been into Metal since before you were born. Dick.

I think he’s like anyone person who just discovered these social movements. I’m sure many of us were pretty insufferable when we discovered certain causes. Besides, we should always try to embrace men, even young ones..heck, specifically young ones... to have a knee jerk reaction that a teenager is a future groper as…

Another high school mean girl, soon will be whining that people are being mean to her.

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

and that’s not even the best dance scene in that movie!

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

I have tried, but I still can’t understand the “I love Bernie, which means I hate Hillary so much I’ll vote for Trump” process.

To me, her “calmness” was very similar to the way a horse trainer speaks to a spooked and dangerous animal. She couldn’t risk setting Officer Triggerhappy off on herself or her daughter.

Also, the broken taillight reason was BS. Police scanner recordings revealed that the officer pulled them over because they might be suspects in a robbery because he saw a “wide nose.” They were straight up racially profiled (sadly unsurprising).

On the one hand they say expressing your emotions is good. On the other hand managing your emotions is a good thing too. Crying over your husband eating your leftovers—I dunno, man, but that’s pretty ridiculous and straight out immature. I can see a 5 year old crying over that.

There is an episode of Ellen where Kristen Bell is being interviewed. She shares that on an 10 point emotional scale of happy to sad if she is not between like a 5 and 7 she will cry. Sad, cry. Too happy, cry.

Looks like they might be...

But Hugh Grant and Benedict Cumberbatch are having a good day.

It’s possibly the most beautiful thing Jezebel has ever done for me, and I’ve been here (as a reader) since day one. Thank you.

<3

No Bat for Lashes? I feel like she, along with Newsom and strangely enough, Lorde, is one of the strongest contenders for the throne.

Whoa Blake - deseed and remove the damn ribs - someone teach her how to prep a pepper!

Resounding YES to Tame Impala. Flaccid “ehhhh” to everything else.