That’s because Bey Z has so much money now all they do is go on vacation and laugh at stupid white people who have to hustle 24/7 to even scratch at the surface of their power couple status.

WRONG

It’s no coincidence that the shadow of the guy’s hand on the left looks like he’s wearing a shirt with a giant dick n’ balls on it

Since I was 5 I’ve identified as the Batman. It doesn’t matter that I’m a 30 something black male. People should respect my identity and address me as Batman.

That’s when you take a moment to remember that in 1979 not-yet-Dame Helen took part in the atrociously bad and extremely porny Caligula …

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Agreed. I’m Australian and I don’t even think they should be therapy animals in this country. Kangaroos can be dangerous!

I wait with bated breath for all of you to make my Tuesday and prove again that the world is a just and beautiful place through pictures of puppies.

Somewhat related: I’m in the very early stages of seeing a guy BUT we really like each other but we’re in this extremely passive aggressive standoff about deactivating our Tinder accounts. He literally just “liked” the Moment I added last night and I feel hella awkward about it.

had to do it, sorry

Yep, same here. You find yourself agreeing with them sometimes. I have consoled myself with the thought that I’m not really agreeing with Tones but with Tanya Plibersek, whose policy I understand he stole for this.

Seems a good idea but it is being brought in by Tony Abbott. This does not compute...

If Tituss Burgess is not the Lion, I will revolt. That would be the ONLY reason to watch.

I SHIP 2006.

SOMEONE DO A WELLNESS CHECK ON ADULTOSAUR.

Supermodels love coke.

I find it so unsettling to think that in 15 years' time, all the makeup that we think is gorgeous and sophisticated and classic will look hilarious. Then I try to console myself that in 50 years, everyone will think we look fabulous again. But it's small comfort though, it really is. Those derisive sniggers from 2030…

@SugarSugar: But. Beyonce IS CURVY. She has a teeny-tiny waist, big hips, full boobs and booty, and muscular thighs. How is this not curvy by Western society's standards? Allowing that Beyonce is curvy does not automatically make you or anyone else obese. It is not an indictment of you or Lastbroadcast because you may…