A worthy accomplishment.

All I got was I once smoked pot with James Worthy

Preferably everyone should get destroyed by a Div I college level (or better) athlete at some point in your life. It annihilates any one of those “I mean, maybe I could have competed too if I’d spent every waking moment practicing...” delusional thoughts that fans tend to have.

I’m just hucking up long range jumpers. One makes it in, I scream, “I JUST SCORED ON JOEL EMBIID! FUCK YOU, GOD!” Take a switchblade to the ball, throw the now deflated ball to the crowd and leave. Never to return.

You laugh, but the Knicks saw that guys defense in the first video and just tendered him a max contract offer.

I mewed a lot about James early in his career. It took me far too long to realize that actually I am a stupid idiot with some real bad ideas about things.

Eight - EIGHT- consecutive NBA Finals.

I don’t get how people still hate this guy. It’s just stubbornness and contrarianism.

First Chris Paul and now this. The universe seems determined to give us a Finals matchup with the two most intolerable fanbases possible.

Yes, because relocating with no job is free, so that makes perfect sense.

Games must be close and high-scoring and feature incredible plays early in the shot clock and they must involve more than one player! Otherwise the NBA should be firebombed and all existence is worthless!

SAY IT TO MY FACE

You know what actually hurts?

Nice how they painted the trees. It was a sorry sight when they were all grey and possibly unable to photosynthesize.

You mean licensed, taxed, plated, and regulated machines? Generally operated by licensed, insured drivers? Let’s step that up with guns and then it’s a conversation.

Cars are transportation designed to be as safe as possible, even for pedestrians.

“Previous attempts to lower the speed limit to 40 were not successful.”

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

In a related story, the NFL has just passed a rule saying that all of their players must agree to be tased for any reason or face fines.

“I’m very sorry that you caught me doing shit I wasn’t supposed to do, and I vow to never again get caught doing that particular shit.”