I mewed a lot about James early in his career. It took me far too long to realize that actually I am a stupid idiot with some real bad ideas about things.

Eight - EIGHT- consecutive NBA Finals.

I don’t get how people still hate this guy. It’s just stubbornness and contrarianism.

First Chris Paul and now this. The universe seems determined to give us a Finals matchup with the two most intolerable fanbases possible.

Yes, because relocating with no job is free, so that makes perfect sense.

Games must be close and high-scoring and feature incredible plays early in the shot clock and they must involve more than one player! Otherwise the NBA should be firebombed and all existence is worthless!

SAY IT TO MY FACE

You know what actually hurts?

Nice how they painted the trees. It was a sorry sight when they were all grey and possibly unable to photosynthesize.

You mean licensed, taxed, plated, and regulated machines? Generally operated by licensed, insured drivers? Let’s step that up with guns and then it’s a conversation.

Cars are transportation designed to be as safe as possible, even for pedestrians.

“Previous attempts to lower the speed limit to 40 were not successful.”

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

In a related story, the NFL has just passed a rule saying that all of their players must agree to be tased for any reason or face fines.

“I’m very sorry that you caught me doing shit I wasn’t supposed to do, and I vow to never again get caught doing that particular shit.”

Have you ever been attacked by a house cat? Cats don’t fight fair.

Our bodies are not built to fight large cats. We have thin skin that doesn’t do a good job protecting our vitals from large claws and huge teeth. We’re good at problem solving and throwing things, and we’re built to do some physical things quite well, but fighting large cats and bears is not what we excel at.

It’s true. Cougars will destroy you if they get you on your back.

Welcome to Deadspin, Skip!

Warriors were up 3-1, good thing Lebron quit then.