I'm conflicted on how to vote... if only there were some other commenters here to moralize to me & others about how we don't "get" the site the same way they do if we vote no...

This guy is truly an example of no matter how life kicks you when you're down if you keep trucking along you'll eventually defy all probable odds. Arsenio, congrats on tricking a network to give you another show.

I'll insult you for your stupid fucking comment, dipshit.

It's sad that, in this day in age, when you see this kind of athletic performance, your first thought is that he must be using some kind of PED.

also great product placement

Hey, that's nothing. Eastern Wisconsin also mispronounces "professional basketball team" as "Milwaukee Bucks."

Landscape video.

That lady had an unmistakable, Inland Northern American English accent. I reckon she might be from Minnesota. (I might be wrong though, I'm from Texas) If you're in America long enough, you can really pick-out whose from where from how they pronounce words.

Goddamn do I love the lady with the hilarious, over the top accent. I didn't realize the accents were that bad. I thought commercials/tv/movies eggagerated the accents, but there it is.

Looks like a future Schiano Man to me.

lmfao, thats not really mileys ass is it? looks too nice/globular compared to hers

While a sad Johnson is telling, everyone knows that you can't beat a sore one.

I'll give Verne credit: that replay was the most spot-on call I've heard him make in years.

Fuck, nothing funny to say. This sucks.

I am surprised you can type while you have your fingers in your ears and saying "lalalalalalalalala"

This was fantastic, thank you.

That was a great read. Kudos.

Definitely better than a knife, gas range, and cut in half water bottle.

The only way this comment could have been better is if you had started with, "I'm not a Kansas fan, but".