I'm not your friend, budday.

Look at this fucking pedosmile

Do you know what a shit-barometer is Bubs? It measures the shit-pressure in the air.

Shitbird football? Clearly, English was channelling his inner Jim Lahey.

Two mediocre takes for the price of one:

Not surprising Redick would pull out of a drive to the hole.

and three consecutive words spelled correctly.

No way that shirt was the work of a 'Bama fan, it has sleeves.

He zoned out.

He didn't move.

"I am going to flick her without a condom and cook in her condo."

German, eh? I would thought he was from Alabama after seeing him hit Cousins' genitals that hard.

So you're saying Andrew Bogut is the St. Louis Cardinals of the NBA.

Sweatpants tucked into Uggs? Yea, that sounds about right.

This isn't really news, Samer. I already knew Ryan Lochte was lame.

Ah yes, the good ole' source of one guy quoting another guy who is the opposing team's broadcaster…no source is more reliable

I'm with you. Would like to see how this plays out once it's official.

Saw it. Hence second comment. Not sure it holds water though.

Source? I would hate to be the guy proven wrong.

One of the worst O-Lines in the league, hard at work.