‘To the tune’ is some extra-special pretentious lameness.

Bless your simple heart.

LOL so true. “Whatever” is the last thing a guy who’s run out of answers defending his terrible point(s) says, with child-like arrogance.

An infinite amount of joy, and the admiration of a nation.

Eviscerated.

I agree with everyone you said, except for the continuous extra words that make all of your sentences only understandable contextually.

You are easily the worst kind of Deadspinner.

Seriously, fuck the inclusion of the desportes call. It was cute like 5 years ago when you did it, it’s just cliche and dumb now.

There ya go, fixed that for ya.

You have pleasured me with this post. Thank you.

There ya go, fixed that for ya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj8B6Eme1vI

It’s ‘hard’ to watch this and not laugh. And if you don’t laugh, you have no soul.

“Trump will remain awful during the Presidential transition.”

Fixed that for America.

If the Kings of last year had an up and coming star like Towns (Cousins was already established) and a wing player like Wiggins who’s coming into his own, this would be a fair assessment.

...that and he won a Championship, which people are kinda strangely attracted to. You know, being that winning one of those and the people that win those being kind of valuable.

I know it’s so trendy/hip/cute here on Deadspin to post video replays with Spanish (and I’m aware this site is now owned by a Mexican media conglomerate), but for those of us that didn’t watch this game (99.9% of the population) it would have been nice to actually understand what the announcers were talking about in a…

Nothing more enjoyable than watching a moron like you try to argue some semantic argument like this. He was injured his first year. Meaning he couldn’t play. So while yes, he was still alive on this planet, and time passed, he wasn’t able to improve AT ALL because of the injury.

Which is why LAST YEAR was really his…

Burneko, I’m not exactly sure what you were saying, because clearly I don’t have the intellectual depth and/or mental capacity to decipher overly verbose run-on sentences, but it sure sounded lovely.

November 9th is going to be a sad day for you.

Better stock up on some Kleenex, because your crying/angry ass is going to need lots when Trump loses in historic fashion.

Realize you’re on the wrong side of history, and in the end, NOTHING will come from any email that has to do with Hill-dog.

Dude just stop; you’re a bigot, and watching you try to cover that fact up is just sad and transparent.