If someone doesn’t make that last few seconds, of him actually falling, into an animated GIF, then I’ve lost all hope for the internet.

A GIRL...btw. He’s shit-talking a GIRL. I knew this kid was a douche before, but he REALLY comes off at 100% douche in this video. I’m from Chicago, and he sounds just like the street-ballers I used to play with.

Grow up Patty.

Am I supposed to know/care who this guy is?

I Will Ride For Gwyneth Paltrow’s Cookbook.

Arbeit Macht Frei!

Wow, that’s the most hopefully optimistic fan-assessment of a teams hopes since, well, just name a Laker fan.

KD isn’t going to LA. And neither is Westbrook. But you can dream, so there’s that.

People in LA place…

You just know Gossage has 30 or 40 “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” signs on his front lawn(s).

Only soccer articles I click on are ones that involved dogs on the pitch.

Oh and look at that exciting score! 1-0! Jesus, watch a real sport.

Jay Z looks so ordinary, even ugly. I really don’t know what Beyonce see’s in him. Maybe it’s the fact he was almost convicted of orchestrating a murder? Maybe it’s his coke/crack dealing back in the day? Maybe it’s all of his misogynistic songs about bitches and hoes?

Deng and Winslow will collect a lot of fouls trying to check James. That’ll be fun to watch.

The next POSITIVE story I hear about anyone affiliated with LAX will be the first time.

It’s basically a sport for rich kids, in rich/East Coast suburbs. Yeah those preppy fucks can find something better to do with their time....like getting their heads caved in playing football.

Defensive player of the year: he’s special.

Once again, it takes one of the ‘best fans in baseball’ to tell everyone how it REALLY is.

Can’t you people just fuck off for a bit?

Consider the source; Draper is so full of himself, he still thinks that’s a cool word.

“NO. We can’t have the image of one of our employees testing positive for an illegal drug (that’s only that way because of a smear campaign against blacks/Mexicans/hippies in the 1960s by Nixon) make national news!

Here, drink some booze instead, drink too much, and drive your car into traffic, and/or beat on your…

Asswipe.

Maybe you haven’t watched Wisconsin basketball since 2000, but they’re a lot more exciting then your assumptions. Jerk.

I know this is going to come off as racist, and I really don’t care, but you’ll find that most black people share her opinion.

Dude it wasn’t sarcasm. Relax a bit, and quit being such an ass.

So you’re about 70 and deadspinning? Awesome.