I’m just happy to have an opportunity to post a link to one of my favorite The Onion stories ever:

You’re just wrong. Millions didn’t die in Vietnam. FACT. Google it. Not hard.

Typical internet dumbass.

This guy was the ONE GUY my Badger basketball team had no answer for last year. This guy came in off the bench and just torched the Badgers.

Glad to see some shine taken off him. Thank you Deadspin!

You sound like an idiot yourself. Yes, I dare to criticize anti-American pukes like you. The U.S. hasn’t killed millions of people in the middle east, so just calm your retarded ass down.

And what the hell does PS: one answer fits all’ even mean?

Just know that Russian-supporters and their unfounded, nonfactual…

You’re a troll.

Seriously, how are you not in the grey? You’re just a fascist blowhard.

Do you see the long list of replies to your comments here, and on every other post you’ve made at FA? Yea see, that’s people refuting your comments...i.e. shooting them down.

I realize you’re a tad slow, but go to the top here, and start reading the ridiculous shit you’ve written, and the replies to that ridiculous…

What the hell are you even talking about? You’re ranting and raving like a lunatic.

Seriously, you have a viewpoint that you just can’t wait to share with anyone, as much as possible, and no one here cares about it, or even has a small semblance of agreement with you.

The more you write, the dumber you look.

I kid you not, that happens to me ALL THE TIME here! I usually have to bookmark about 20 open tabs, as I can’t read them all at once before eventually succumbing to the sandman.

Your handle includes these things:
FSB (Russian KGB)
CyberPropagandaDivision (A paid troll)

Not true.

This really sucks. As a UW alum who watched Monte’ do great things at UW, it’s heartbreaking to see this.

This dude took a lot of HEAVY hits in college (like all big time college RB’s do), and I wonder if he is suffering from CTE at all? Not an excuse for this shitty behavior, and if he’s guilty, he deserves to go…

I bet you’re super fun at parties.

Your question deserves a response from an editor for sure. At this moment, he is party.

Gronk is the textbook definition of meathead, and even more so now.

Of course for Scott’s remaining 30 odd games left, he’s the coach, in charge of jerking with a prized draft pick and the rest of his young roster.

Once the Lakers finish the season with the 3rd worst record or worse, and the Lakers jettison Scott, a much more capable coach will be hired.

Scott’s job was to ensure a…

Yeah, those dirty linebackers, always trying to tackle the quarterback...and so aggressively! My goodness, we can’t have any violence in football...that wouldn’t be Christian!

I realize you’re attempting to be funny in regurgitating the whole ‘thug’ thing....very timely. Do you know any good priest and rabbi jokes too?

It’s hard to say it ‘didn’t work’ when nearly every highly starred comment on last nights post was idiots screaming “you got it wrong Tim!”.

Even better, are the morons like you today that are professing that it just didn’t work, or that it wasn’t funny.

Thank you for being so dumb; it’s provided so many people so much…

You sound like a bitch.

No.