If Ry Cooder isn't preparing something right now for Gordon Downie's funeral, all of Canada is going to be extremely upset.

They already don't care. They just lie about it.

Well, yes. That would be a start.

But all we have are ifs.

Well, first you presented a hypothetical scenario that never happens, pretending as if it does ("IF" is the worst way to support an argument). Then when it was disacknowledged, you changed the conditions (from "maybe there's an activist" to "there definitely is") to make it more palatable. At this point it has no…

Does "exploiting a cause for personal gain" include "Valuing the cause and therefore feeling good about yourself because you did something that you feel might further it"?

You think people exploiting a cause for personal gain aren't a problem? Because they are, and have been, in every other system and ideology in history.

Humanity IS more like Mr. Y. All politicians and corporate CEOs are Mr. Ys.

This is a dumb hypothetical analogy that does not serve your argument since you keep changing the conditions.

And they credited the guns with resolving their disputes rather than themselves.

The alternative is not doing nothing.

Because integrity matters a lot to people. Mr. Z may have been an awful person, but at least he was honest about it. People like certainty and knowing where they stand with others. Mr. Y is unreliable because you never know if he's being forthright about his intentions or not.

It's not just a PC problem. It's a general rule on the Internet vis-a-vis slacktivism: Most people only want to contribute to a cause or purpose so long as it's not costly, time-consuming, disruptive or inconvenient to their lifestyle.

But most importantly, they retconned in the Coon Trilogy the reason why Kenny can keep coming back after so many deaths.

Garrison's "Where My Country Gone" is a sendup of Cartman's "Minorities" song, both pretty ballads with the sinister veneer of racism.

His best work was Heaven and Hell which everyone remembers as the Cosmos score:

Oh. Yeah.