“It was all a big misunderstanding. We were actually saying “Fund the police.”

I can’t blame him. The day after I had my second shot, I was a little sore and tired, then the next day I felt fine. I wouldn’t wish that on anybody.

“I actively try not to be like her, the mere thought of seeing her made me tense up, she talked a lot of shit, and it was a much more pleasant environment when she was gone for good. I love her. We don’t speak.”

It’s also weird Inglourious Basterds wasn’t in the list because I’m pretty sure that’s a dorm room poster kind of movie.

The Dark Knight is no more responsible for crap like the Snyderverse (come at me) than Star Wars is for the glut of tiresome imitator space movies from the 1980s, or Nirvana is for the entirety of late 90s rock. Innovators are not responsible for imitators.

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to slideshows.

“There was only one problem: People on the internet were absolutely convinced Bernie’s army fought everyone, even though it was really just a small minority of them. In those days, internet people didn’t realize that they weren’t the majority, and journalists went along with it because pretending whatever was on…

I know where that plot’s going... You sonovabitch, I’m in!

Or what, Neil Tyson will tweet at me?

The krill village definitely felt like a STNG episode where they insisted they couldn’t break the Prime Directive, then ended up having a massive phaser battle where a cave-in buried Jean Luc’s native love interest.

Maybe this is a movie for young people who don’t want to watch black-and-white movies starring a fat dude.

Taylor Swift’s music is excellent and she dresses impeccably.

Holy shit, Dickie Bennett played Manson too??

Holy crap, that WAS Dewey Crowe?  

I hope he fucking has a heart attack during the G20 summit and loses control of his bodily functions as he dies painfully right in the front of the other leaders. 

“Throughout, an element of culture-clash comedy persists, much of it built on the characters’ inability (or unwillingness) to read the warning signs around them.”

Benjamin’s got such a great voice, i’d like to hear him doing other voice acting jobs, maybe in some family show. I bet he could play a beleaguered dad

Three years and eight months apart.  Sorry I can’t be more precise, I only have so many presses left on the keys on this keyboard and using them up typing additional extraneous words runs the risk of having it just shut down right in the middle of

….says the guy that saw them twice.