You own that car in Virginia? You must be nuts.

The thing that cracks me up is you can absolutely buy aerosol hairspray. The CFCs have been replaced with less dangerous compounds that work EXACTLY THE SAME in terms of propellant value. Trump just knows his audience is legit mad at science, which is weird, given how many of them must know someone with black lung…

Weird. My 2006 hasn’t had any of those. Is it broke?

VWs have a similar “feature”

Alternatives exist..

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

Counterpoint:

In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you!

3000 ppl @ $5000 a pop. You get the car one day every 8.21 years.

Trying to get some of Dee’s nuts.

I’d probably make that face, too, if one of my teammates kept slapping me in the dick.

“Safer, cheaper, and a hell of a lot warmer”

-Hell’s 2016 Viral Marketing Campaign

I can’t stop laughing at this Sea Hamster oh my god, humans are the best and worst thing in the world this is magnificent

“Make America Flate Again!”

You should have more stars because that was really funny!

My $500 Sidekick does this too... but I can’t stop because the door seals aren’t so good :(

Im sure all the cars and businesses loved it when a big ass hummer drove by causing a huge wake and pushing more water into them.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.