You own that car in Virginia? You must be nuts.

The Microsoft Visual Studio 2010 team called, they want their logo back.

The thing that cracks me up is you can absolutely buy aerosol hairspray. The CFCs have been replaced with less dangerous compounds that work EXACTLY THE SAME in terms of propellant value. Trump just knows his audience is legit mad at science, which is weird, given how many of them must know someone with black lung…

Weird. My 2006 hasn’t had any of those. Is it broke?

VWs have a similar “feature”

Alternatives exist..

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

Counterpoint:

In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you!

3000 ppl @ $5000 a pop. You get the car one day every 8.21 years.

Trying to get some of Dee’s nuts.

I’d probably make that face, too, if one of my teammates kept slapping me in the dick.

Thank God - it’s about time someone started competing with Lockheed. They’ve been extorting the US government and lining their executives’ pockets with taxpayer money for decades, and delivering often-subpar products to boot.

Whatever we do, we cannot give a sentient computer control of... anything, especially military missile control systems.

I thought that was an odd thing to do, to push away half of their potential business up front.

There’s a “computer repair” shop in my town that sits at a prime intersection; the owner plastered his window with banners that changed on a weekly basis — all about muslim obama, race wars, collapse of western civilization. Then a dianetics/scientology recruitment center set up shop next door, perhaps magnetically…

There’s a fitness place by the highway that I commute on. It has a video board showing stuff related to the place, like they apparently have one of those rooms full of trampolines, which sounds rad. Unfortunately for me and the owner of the business, for a few years it had a graphic saying “Obama 1, Freedom 0" on it.…

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.