“He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.” - Lt. James Gordon

air speed velocity?

We have flex time. As long as you put in your 40hrs, you can work any time of the day.

fckin noobs with their 0-60 times as measuring sticks.

It was a great feeling when I paid off my student loans. Luckily I was a RA for one year, went in-state and also lived in a complete dump my senior year for only $400/month.....I also lived on ramen.

I’m young and healthy, but unfortunately I agree with you for the future.

Our “living” or absolutely necessary expenses are around $2,100/month - mortgage, utilities, gas, groceries. So we have about 4-5 years of emergency fund. damn, when I say it out loud it sounds ridiculous...

press between table and your hand. roll 360 and then peel. it works every time

A tool for idiots made by idiots.

This witness, Asia Mcclain has a “typed letter” that was influenced by Syed...undated. he is guilty.

where the hell is my burrito, i texted almost 12 seconds ago

where the hell is my burrito, i texted almost 12 seconds ago

You spend 23 hours outside of the gym per day. You spend maximum of 1 hour per day actually working out. Last time I checked 23 > 1.

Ask yourself this question: If adnan didn’t do it, then who did?

they also have a facetime vision test for $15.95

No amount of money is worth spending a half hour on the phone with Comcast.

Include a GIF at this time in this video and tell me Wideman knew where he was or who he was hitting.

more tricky? half (?) of them got it wrong and you want to make it more difficult? HA

I eat pieces of shit like that for breakfast.

it’s all commutes. I put about 5k miles/year and have a short commute.

It wasn’t a 918, who cares