Do not kill those kittens.

Boo. (Urns)

Lisa needs brace new world?

I don't have time to be fair. My shits can only last so long.

It is also a nightmare now to read on my phone. Most of my browsing of this website is in the loo, so this just makes me less likely to ever come here.

My sister-in-law's mum (there is no name for this relation, as far as I know) reminds me a lot of Rosalina, so that colours my view of her.

We know you do, Geof, but what is your point?

Yeah, the instrumentation is so different from the original line-up. Different female voices and no violin any more. Doing HONY songs is sort of doing a cover version of themselves, which is weird.

Can't wait for Burger King to shake things up with its expanded Shamu menu!

He throws a sword into it.

Otherwise memorable for Hot Pam.

Okay, then. Brexit was actually partially my fault, so I'll take the blame for Trump.

I bought Super Mario 3D World last Friday on a whim sucker's sale from the Nintendo Store. My and my mate played it exclusively until Wednesday night, when we hit 100% completion and filled out the stamp book. That game is fantastic, and I hope they make another one just as good on the Switch. Our usual game is Mario…

Dude, you can't call them "collared"!

Again, I'm not saying that you shouldn't write fuck, but that you should know that it has consequences as to how your argument is perceived, such as WRITING IN CAPS or with terible speling erros. It can be used for effect, certainly, but in a political debate it makes you seem emotionally wedded to your position,…

It wasn't passive aggressive at all. I was genuinely wishing you a good day, because I was bowing out of the discussion, as we had reached an impasse, because you continue to refuse to accept the accepted definition of identity politics. Your continued negativity has really done little to reassure me that progressive…

I don't object to swear words (huge fan of South Park, the Thick of It and swearing like a sailor in real life), but they definitely change the tone of a written message. You can pretend that they don't, but they evidently do.

Well, I don't subscribe to identity politics. I support equal rights for all, but not identity politics, for the reasons given above. I am a voter without a party, and there are others like me. We would probably be useful for winning elections so that progressive agendas can be pursued.

I'm not a straight, white male. I generally don't understand what "brogressive" means, and don't think that any human would ever refer to me as a "bro". If it makes it easier to fight that version of me, then feel free, I guess, but you seem to be making a lot of assumptions.

No, that's not what that means at all. It means that I, for instance, judge someone by the content of their character rather than their gender, skin colour or sexual preference. I think that judging people by those things and having special interest groups for those things is unhelpful and distracts from actually…