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Ken Layne
kenlayne
Feb 14 2015
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Is this Montana right-winger suggesting he wants a crystal ball? Because that's sorcery, and followers of the Bible know that "Thou shalt not suffer a witch." (Exodus 2:18.) What that means, in modern translation, and as elaborated in Leviticus 20:27, is exactly this: Read more

Feb 21 2014
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Can it be the Greatest Leap Forward as of right now? BECAUSE I AM THE WINNER OF THAT, +128. And, let's see, 128 x $1,000 .... Thanks in advance for this lucrative bonus, Joel.

Jan 20 2014
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My favorite MLS detail on Bay Area houses is "no one passed away in this house."

Jan 20 2014
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Hello Jerry! What's the coolest hybrid, first for rich people and then for regular people?

Jan 16 2014
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I found an unretouched picture of the dog, please send $100 to me at Gawker.

Jan 14 2014
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Gah! Well I'm glad your brain tumor isn't going to do anything but sit there and not grow. My dad died from an astrocytoma that grew very quickly, and he wasn't much older than we are today, so these stories make me nervous, Jesus. Read more

Sep 7 2013
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These Silicon Valley characters don't really need to be reminded that they're fictional gazillionaires ruling over a world of mere mortals, do they?

Aug 27 2013
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Can't reply to everyone just yet but I will when I publish. Read more

Aug 27 2013
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The best way to respond to this attention is to take a stand for your position and simply put your foot down: NO MORE, one could say, or NO MORE BLOGGING. When social media causes anxiety, it is both the media and the social element that must be stopped.

Aug 15 2013
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I just barely understand how it works now, and I know the tech and design team is working on many other features that are being rolled out. BUT: Read more

Aug 11 2013
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I think we can all agree that we should wipe out the rest of the bees first, and then move on to the next scourge on the American List, which is terrorism.

Aug 9 2013
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It's not an article, it's a timeline of other stories, which are links. But I get why it would be annoying to read if you're looking for a long text article. It's annoying for me to look at and I know just what it's supposed to be!

Aug 9 2013
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It is a "work in progress," as they say. But these particular Giant Story Posts are supposed to gather all the relevant stuff in a timeline—so the actual stories are the related bits. Thanks for letting us know it looks terrible on mobile, we will let tech know as they work on the new version of this thing.

Aug 8 2013
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As one of the actual, credited backup singers—"yellers" is more accurate—on Mojo Nixon's "Elvis Is Everywhere," I also approve this post.

Aug 8 2013
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It's a YouTube video, it was never anywhere else. And in the YouTube era, "rare" just means "not many views, because people don't know about it." Nothing is actually rare any longer. Scarcity has to be manufactured by magicians and other commodity traders.

Aug 6 2013
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Similar in tone and cycles to the soundtrack of David Lynch's Eraserhead, which seems to be another big influence here. Read more

Aug 1 2013
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I'm looking for a new mattress right now and am baffled/saddened by the million different kinds and the sound-alike promises. Is this whore mattress a good buy, generally speaking?

Jul 30 2013
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I am going to build the most perfect modernist desert hideaway with this set.