Barry Goldwater couldn’t get into the USAF’s alien-technology basement & was given “holy hell” for even asking. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1988/04/25/auh2o

Is this Montana right-winger suggesting he wants a crystal ball? Because that's sorcery, and followers of the Bible know that "Thou shalt not suffer a witch." (Exodus 2:18.) What that means, in modern translation, and as elaborated in Leviticus 20:27, is exactly this:

My favorite MLS detail on Bay Area houses is "no one passed away in this house."

Hello Jerry! What's the coolest hybrid, first for rich people and then for regular people?

I found an unretouched picture of the dog, please send $100 to me at Gawker.

Similar in tone and cycles to the soundtrack of David Lynch's Eraserhead, which seems to be another big influence here.

Hello Nate. Did NYT management show any concern for losing one of the few humans that under-40 readers have any respect for?

Disney is Buy-n-Large, because Disney bought Pixar and mutated all the creatures into bad movie characters with retread stories.

Yeah I can't even imagine having to work next to somebody who treats their cubicle like a jungle gym. How about a) walk to work (or walk to and from public transit), b) walk at lunchtime and don't eat two pounds of fat for lunch, and c) use a standing desk? That way you can keep up and active and not be the most…