BAH GOD

43 on the Saints laid the points

Brees underthrew that “80-yard first-quarter bomb”

Somewhere, James Harrison just got his first natural erection in years

[muting intensifies]

You seem to be missing the point. No one has said that Chris used the word as an insult towards someone with cerebral palsy. When someone does something stupid, you shouldn’t say, “Man, that was retarded!” When someone does something uncoordinated, you shouldn’t say, “Man, what a spastic!”

I don’t think Chris was trying to demean those with cerebral palsy at all — and therein lies the reason I pointed it out. If he were being an asshole, I’d’ve call him an asshole. He didn’t know, and now he does.

Yeah, unless you’re talking about a person affected by cerebral palsy, and then I definitely wouldn’t call it ‘hilarious’. I have a cousin with the condition, so I’m probably a little more on edge about it than most.

Couldn’t come up with anything less offensive than ‘spastic’, Chris?

But why male models?

Kevin “Rudy Mancuso” Durant

But why male models?

He’s such a great athlete that he was also a Major League Baseball draft pick.

Hard agree.

Azerbaijan is on the Caspian Sea.

There was a DUI in 2008 and a horrific trampoline injury in 2012, and Chamberlain spent the last few years of his career bouncing around the AL Central with the Tigers, Royals, and Indians.

Agree. The Falcons really kicked the shit out of the Pats in the Super Bowl.

The three-judge panel also fined Mondesi the equivalent of $1.27 million for defrauding more than $6 million during his time as mayor from 2010 to 2016.

Way to bury the lede... there’s a Dante Bichette, Jr!