wat

Thank you, as always, for the timeliness.

They also burned coaches and were reportedly hit with tear gas.

Jeez, that officer doesn’t sound very stabile

You remembered the exact wording, save a single “were” in place of an “are,” yet you couldn’t remember whose tweet it was?

> but he as a general rule he is not much of a mystery.

ThisIsPascalCase, notCamelCase.

With how easy life is when you’re wealthy, it’s incredible how spectacularly stupid people like this can be in still managing to fuck it up.

Who?

lol

Why does everyone think I was talking about Mickelson? Did anyone actually watch the video?

Can I get a slo-mo gif of that fat golfer walking for the next time someone tries to argue that golf is an athletic endeavor

as if you said you were a proponent of eugenics, despite it being the only real way to instantly eliminate tanking.

Sticking with

Nice giant novelty Chief Wahoo laptop sticker

It had been the previous coach’s custom to allow players to skip practices when they had exams coming up. “Between players having jobs as pharmacy techs and needing to finish school assignments, only three guys would show up.”

WHO DID THIS

Now I’m just imagining Ley as a somewhat sentient Magic 8-Ball.