“Hm, what rhymes with ‘righ- oh.”

You are such a fucking good writer

Kinda buried the lede there, Michael. Congrats on the new gig!

Surely this happens when your job is to do 2000 minutes of brutal cardio while traveling constantly.

Wow, the Mariners won 116 games and then haven’t made the playoffs since?

Giri what are you doing I still need more on Federer

Giri, you know you could’ve just added a P.S. to the article.

I wonder if, prior to hitting ‘Submit’, the writer thought, “Fuck it — today’s a Deadspin Day.™”

where’s giri

In addition to it being Grand Slam Finals, as others have pointed out, think about how many times between 2003 and 2007 one Williams sister knocked the other one out of a Grand Slam.

Is ashley feinberg @dril ?

They have have lucked into

+1 inch

Lonzo doesn’t get the block in the second “pretty impressive” highlight.

No Russell Branyan??

And when he is [in] his zone

Combined record versus Federer (on grass): 33-10 (5-2)

At first glance I thought this was one of those pics where the eyes are replaced by mouths or vaginas.

LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE