Dammit, Ally. Don’t go making me feel good feelings about Geno.

That’s Frank “Six Picks” Kaminsky to you

You forgot the -1

Because those are the rules. Why are they kicking a ball instead of a herring?

How fun was thinking up all of those nicknames?

That’s a cute one

Snyder looks like bizarro Colbert.

This comment is magic.

Furs?

Something is definitely afoot in Buffalo.

Filed to: SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!

Alex Smith has really let himself go.

Wiki says it wasn’t broadcast live. Why they decided to show the footage later in the day is beyond me.

+ 6-1

Whenever, whenever, the fifth of Remember

Are you sure? I know the announcers didn’t mention anything, but it seemed like when the clock started again (after the injured guy was removed) it started at 0:44 instead of 0:54.

rabble rabble

You say that like ‘primitive religion’ isn’t a similarly-prominent reason shit is so fucked up here. For every terrifying imam out there, we’ve a Huckabee here.

You’re technically correct, but it’s extremely subtle by NBA standards. I’ll allow it.

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