Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

Looking at the photo he looks like he’s fighting off some evil White Supremacist clone army made up of generic white dude #5 with some alternating hairstyles.

more like she never “broke up” with her “ex”.

This is why guys shouldn’t take a hometown discount.

right, like what’s wrong with being up front and making a donation to the Elizabeth Morgan House the centerpiece of this marketing scheme? isn’t that a good enough reason to donate?

I have so much to say. Good lord. Ultimately, Rachel has proven to really bum me out. nothing about this season was any different, groundbreaking, or even remotely surprising—aside from Peter’s reflective state—and she convinced herself that she wanted the man that showed the most emotion when an expensive watched was…

Yeah sort of interesting how the narrative is being spun; in this clip from GMA this morning she makes it seem as if she knew she was picking Bryan going into her breakup with Peter.

ESPECIALLY because their portmanteau is Peen.

Of the final three, I was surprised that Eric was easily the most likable, since he had such a rocky start on the show. Peter was charming at first, but in the last few episodes he seemed like he did not want to be there (like this whole episode he barely touched her . . . he was doing this weird barely brushing her…

Instead of being annoyed with the finale, I will just look at this picture of the happy couple that I actually care about.

she chose a ring over someone she could have had a real adult relationship with.

You guysss Bryan started a merch store and it’s killing me. They won’t last more than a year he’s such a fucking GOON https://vipswag.shop/collections/bryan-abasolo-collection?aff=4&utm_source=affiliate&utm_medium=instagram&utm_campaign=dr-abs-instagram

How many countries in Africa speak English as an official language?

This is fantastic. Have a cookie:

Things are shaping up perfectly for a Dodgers-Yankees World Series, a ratings bonanza for Fox executives. This all but locks in a Rockies-Indians series.

The headline made him sound cute and whoever cited him like a killjoy. 2,000 bottles, though? That’s enough to make me a killjoy too. Take out a personal ad.

Then there’s the REALITY DADDY semi-spinoff which features dads who “voted for Trump because they had no choice” and believe that “we were better off when the traditional family still existed in America” and never finish your treehouse and divorce your mom because it’s been long enough since her cancer.

For the anti-Sanders people, quit fighting a war on two fronts. You are still trying to take on Sanders and Trump. The 2016 primary elections are over. The more you rip on Sanders, the less likely his people are going to be on your side moving forward. Sanders people have far more in common politically with the…

Peter North remembers...

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.