Addams Family Values is one of my favorite movies. This exchange always makes me laugh:

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

“He predicted incorrectly”— if there’s a 30+% chance of rain, I’m bringing my umbrella. It’s called probability.

Yep. The narrative that we should not trust Silver because he was wrong on the election just doesn’t fly. Not only wasn’t he predicting a lock for Clinton, he constantly called out exactly what might lead to a Trump win.

Didn’t Nate Silver say that Hillary would win?

I love Jason Statham and I love The Rock. I loved their scenes together. They are both simmering cauldrons of sexy charisma so YES PLEASE will take movie featuring only them doing some silly mission and giant explosions.

Tom Hanks.

Polish between the two. Wiesswurst if I can choose whatever link sausage I want. Love a good polish though, especially smoked polish bbq. 

that dunk was a real head turner; myles above any other jam in that game.

SURPRISE YOU’RE ACTUALLY IN JAIL FOR KISSIN THE HOT DOC

We aren’t buying it because it’s BULLSHIT. This woman fetishizes black men and as mentioned by many former students, was openly hostile to her black female students. She stole their stories and passed them off as her own. She condescends to black people so fucking much that she puts us on like a costume and then has…

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

Is she a White supremacist? Doubtful. (But if she is, she has done a remarkable job of keeping it hidden.)

I am a black man raised by my white biological mother. My father was an abusive cheating bastsrd who, at one point, broke my mother’s thumb.

Voters better fucking show up then too.

Another lesson: give kids their own accounts. Even if they’re five and only play a little bit every now and then, you’ll want to set up a wall between your saves and theirs. Plus, keeps them from accidentally loading up something M-rated.

Well, now we’ve had GS blow a 3-1 lead, Cubs win the WS, Trump lose the popular vote, Falcons steal defeat from the jaws of victory and finally, a Sergio Garcia major win.

42?

Plus Bioware did a better job writing trans character Krem in DA: Inquisition, so it’s really not much to ask them to not take backwards steps.

Saw this play out over on Reddit this weekend. I really dislike this trend of moving the goalposts instead of just admitting the mistake. This seems to be a trend among the youtubers- Admit fault and amend with a BUT...