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They probably saw that Terry was skating up to the front offering 5 dollar handjobs and they got the fuck out of there.

So glad the eagle came back to try and finish the job

Fucking this.

I had to watch his fucking ads during the MLB Playoffs, especially during Cubs game since Ted Cruz’ twin brother Tom Ricketts is a Trump donor.

As great as this is I just gotta ask how did you not see this happening before you turned into a vampire?

Can Bob Newhart play the police lieutenant who is tired with their antics but tolerated them because they are damn good cops?

Can I train under you so i can become this great?

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Unless your name is Bumgarner, Madison.

If it isn’t Tebow then who cares

As great as this is, Lebron as motherfucking Jerome from Martin is just too great to ignore

You say that the kids name is blurred, but the outline of that looks eerily like a dick/dildo

Their version of The Thin Blue Line was outstanding especially when you get to the end

Yet if you ask a lot of people the Cubs winning is the true darkest timeline

Unless it is proven that Fernandez was driving the boat.

And possibly the lives of two other people.

Thank you for the Huma pizza eating gif. I shall use it in the future

So now people like Pete Williams and others are coming out with sources saying the investigated emails are not from Clinton, Podesta or any of Clinton’s side projects (like the foundation)

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To add to this already great article whoever was in charge of choosing the songs to play on the show was a goddamn genius.

Why cut away for a kiss on the cheek?