That headline pic fits this story to a fucking T

Scrappy is up there with high motor and gritty as my favorite descriptions of white athletes

Though I will say that you get to look at Mads Mikkelson, Hugh Dancy and Caroline Dhavernas a lot, which does help with all the things you will see

Only if Kaine plays the straight man and Biden fully becomes the Onion version of Joe Biden

I like XIII so I had no problem playing it close to eighty hours

Considering my mom named me after her dad, who survived having the destroyer he was on being sunk at the Battle of Midway only for him to go back and fight at Guadacanal and the Philippines, I think she is happy with my name.

This.

Him and Neil Degrasse Tyson trolling and belittling the ever loving shit out of Rodney McKay (even after he saves the day) is still one of my favorite episodes of the entire Stargate run of shows

Dude looks like an even greasier Dario Cueto from Lucha Underground, and Dario is pretty greasy

+1 I salute you

Agree. In fact to me the only good part of Willy Wonka before he appears is when Charlie’s mom sings “Cheer Up Charlie”

I use this line all the time to point out the absurdity of things when you try to exclude something

Other than having my usual skeptic/conspiracy theory thoughts that how convienant this came out right as the talks about him being possibly cut are gaining traction, good for him for using his position to talk about the things he believes in.

Butch Deadlift

Goddamnit now you have me thinking of Hughes as well.

+1 and see you in hell, buddy.

Because in stories like these a writer on Jezebel here has to write the “side with the woman at all costs even when proven wrong” story.

Yep

If Prescott has a winning record when Romo returns Jerry needs to tell him that “they have a new leader now”

As a Dodgers fan at the game last night I was more bummed at the AJ Ellis trade than the possibility of giving up a no hitter to the Giants.