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Ken Griffey's Swollen Jaw
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Considering my mom named me after her dad, who survived having the destroyer he was on being sunk at the Battle of Midway only for him to go back and fight at Guadacanal and the Philippines, I think she is happy with my name.

This.

Dude looks like an even greasier Dario Cueto from Lucha Underground, and Dario is pretty greasy

+1 I salute you

Other than having my usual skeptic/conspiracy theory thoughts that how convienant this came out right as the talks about him being possibly cut are gaining traction, good for him for using his position to talk about the things he believes in.

Butch Deadlift

+1 and see you in hell, buddy.

Because in stories like these a writer on Jezebel here has to write the “side with the woman at all costs even when proven wrong” story.

Yep

If Prescott has a winning record when Romo returns Jerry needs to tell him that “they have a new leader now”

As a Dodgers fan at the game last night I was more bummed at the AJ Ellis trade than the possibility of giving up a no hitter to the Giants.

The even greater part you forgot to mention was that former UKIP leader Nigel Farage was there and while not openly giving an endorsement to Trump said that The Republicans were just like the people who voted to leave in Brexit. The same people who ran a campaign of xenophobia and racist ideologies that led to attacks

When she asked what was BB-8's purpose, she broke the universe in a good way.

How could you forget the men known as the Revival showing the “good hands” known as Gargano and Ciampa who the best tag team in the world are?

I was lucky to have a older sibling who got a SNES so I came up on the ground floor with all those amazing games such as Super Mario World, Super Metroid, Final Fantasy 3 and A Link to the Past

But you gotta admit that this entire season was them building up, especially with it being the twentieth anniversary of Pokemon, that it’s finally Ash’s time to be in the spotlight and then they pull the carpet out from under everyone. So you can’t be surprised when a lot of people complain. Especially with the Team

I gotta ask did you ever win any tournaments? Because if you did then you did something Ash never could

Then have them play baseball. They will learn that lesson much faster instead of watching Ash shit the bed over and over again.

Yeah.....no.

GENE PARMESAN!!!!!