Heat pumps are good for both saving and adapting to the climate. In the summer they work just like air conditioners, while in the winter they produce fewer greenhouse gases for heating, assuming they use climate-safe refrigerant.

Suggestions four and five can be summarized in one maxim.

EVs are even worse when they fast-charge. They provide a unique MAC address to the charger. And since I don’t know of any chargers that take cash, you’re probably providing some uniquely identifiable financial information.

Speedrunners.  Some people like to get through a game in a record-setting time.

Seems like a giant, ancient version of the already very large (~10 ton) Steller’s sea cow.

During the “break”, Netflix is seeking an AI product manager, presumably so they can give shows without writers or actors the old college try.

So fix the fossil fuels in fertilizer. We need to someday anyway. Ammonia can be made with nitrogen from the air and green hydrogen. Eventually I expect Brazil will be an ethanol exporter.

If that’s John Rhys-Davies he’s lost a lot of weight. Here he is from 2012, from Wikipedia:

Stargirl?  Was that the CW’s Stargirl, or something else?

Correlation != causation! Maybe only people who already have a high pain tolerance exercise.

The solution might be to build more electricity transmission, so more farmers can “farm” solar panels. Also so that canals, and shade crops, can be covered with solar panels limiting evaporation.

Not every inch of my room. Every inch of my floor, maybe. Seeing that big exhaust on top, I though that maybe it had enough suction to climb walls and vacuum my ceiling too.

You don’t consider the maintenance bots cute?

If it’s true that there have only been thirty-some-odd stories ever written, then AI should be able to write them all, again and again, with different characters and settings, completely replacing fiction writers. Well, at least for blockbuster action films. :P

And if that doesn’t work, they should be able to replace some of those cargo containers with Tesla Megapacks.

For #3, can I just add, that’s one big lake! The smallest lily pads in the world are Nymphaea thermarum, at roughly 1cm^2. If they’ve doubled for 48 days to cover the lake, that’s about 2^48 cm^2, or over 10,000 square miles, which is bigger than Lake Erie!

I wonder what the birds will think?  “It’s a zombie plague! Peck at their heads!”

For silliest, how about going outside Marvel characters?  People think they’ve found Elvis alive, but it turns out to just be a Skrull Elvis impersonator who went method.

Somebody should throw in a sabre-toothed deer.

Wait, a 60-million-year-old dinosaur egg? I thought all the dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago!