When I got out of college, my student loans were at 2.7%, and I was able to get some CDs at 5%. Not that I expect that possibility for any students in the near future.

I’ve heard a lot of fires are started from toasters left plugged in.

When I looked up “plumbus” on Wikipedia, I didn’t find this plumbus, but I found something called “dwile flonking”. Which I don’t even think is an April Fool’s joke!

Yeah, a self-driving bike would be hard. A self-braking bike, and/or an anti-lock front brake, could be useful, though. And I have the scars to prove it!

The funny thing is the “useless” light switch could actually be very useful, if it had a timer. Even better, a WiFi connection with online settings.

It’s V bad?

Yes, I didn’t recognize her. I don’t even get Fox News. Why would anyone think a room full of liberals would recognize her?

I’m surprised yogurt is correlated with success. Aren’t most yogurts loaded with sugars?

Gawker sites re-publish old articles all the time. Pot calling the kettle black?

I dunno, but in the most recent movie he got it from his space dad. So it’s something Kryptonian.

This avoiding pregnancy stuff is getting absurd. It occurs to me that, once you’ve had Zika, you shouldn’t get it again, right? So then it should be safe to get pregnant? So I wonder if there could be an antibody test to determine when you’ve had Zika?

Maybe this makes me not an Adequate Man. But I wouldn’t get out and push a car up an icy hill, because I’d be afraid it would slide back down the hill and crush me to death.

Consider the $20,000 a bug bounty for finding the bug in their sales system. It’s a one-time cost, and would, on balance, be well worth the publicity too.

Whatever happened to the Ford Escape hybrid SUV?

*Sigh.* Engineers and their fudge factors.

I guess this is supposed to be a power plug and a suit. But it looks like a surprised someone got their head cut off by the laser.

I guess this is supposed to be a power plug and a suit. But it looks like a surprised someone got their head cut off…

Yeah, I’d like one device that functions as both. And has both sizes of screens. Like this:

Come on! OBJ can’t be expected to know all superheroes’ secret identities. For all he knew, any one of them could have been this guy:

From the specs I can find on Wikipedia, it looks like Falcon Heavy will have about the same lift capacity as this Anagara A5V - when two of its three cores are reusable. So Musk might be able to get to the moon first!

Wasn’t there also an American-Russian docking mission after Apollo?