Please keep us posted!

Yes, yes, all bi-people are just faking it for attention. Thank you for this very modern and fresh take that is not at all homophobic.

Now let me discuss some of my favorite Liam Hemsworth roles: <FILE NOT FOUND>

Same. It’s the only thing I know about any of them that isn’t completely horrible. 

Imagine living the irony of being so against socialism, but also being so publicly owned.

It’s almost like he’s coming up with whatever ways he can to ride this horse until he cain’t no more.

should require a big old asterisk be put up against this new record.

It’s ridiculous how happy this makes me. Ride your sparkly rainbow pony all over the hater’s preconceived notions, Lil Nas X. To the top of the charts and beyond!

I would be fine if no other artist or song ever reached the top of the charts

Yeah I never made that connection before, but now that it’s been pointed out it seems super-obvious.

made it twice, it would appear.

The Zendaya breakdown about sending/receiving dick pics in the third episode was brilliant. It was both depressing and absolutely hysterical.

I’m a fat straight white dude sitting in a cubicle in the suburbs and I just died of fabulous

While I see what you’re saying, this is far too good of an opportunity to pass up. I think it’s actually showing that “excellence” is a myth, because even AFTER achieving so much, they are STILL refused pay. If anything, using this as an example quells the stupid idea that somehow it’s all a meritocracy and women just…

This is the correct headline. “White woman convicted of crime she obviously committed. Demands to see manager.”

I am outraged! Outraged I say! I cannot believe I was expected to pay twice as much money to go to this event! This is outrageous and proof that the only racism that exists is reverse racism!

“To me, it’s no different than the abortion debate,

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

Acne Awareness Month? Zit just got real.

I guess Jobs’ oncologist cracked a few too many jokes when he recommended surgery.

The Iron Bank of Braavos