It's because the fucking (white) Jezebel girls JUST HAVE to stick up for the blacks because otherwise they're hypocrites, am I right? Can't ruin their cred now, can they? The snark from the writers as of late is ridiculous.

As a gay man, FUCK OFF. Macklemore has done way more for gay rights than anyone of the writers…

This, that Lena Dunham shit, and all the generally terrible writing make me vow to stop coming here. I hate it but can't quit. For fucks sake.

Fuck this. Fuck all of these posts. Fuck them all. Really, Jezebel? How many fucking posts do we need today about how Macklemore shouldn't have won, how KL is the shit and should have won, and how Macklemore only won because he is white?

Think people being way too grumpy about Upworthy. Some of their stuff have been rather cool. But I do get where people are coming from

Don't all men?

As a gay man, I'd say that sometimes it is exploitative and patronizing. This is mostly the case when they are gathering into a bachelorette party. Personally, that is one of the most offensive things that can be done at a gay bar. We are all working so hard for our right to marry, and you're going to come to a gay…

tl;dr, Sarah Palin has 51 cards at her disposal but the one card she doesn't hold is unfair to play.

God, don't the Teabagger types love playing the victim?

I'm a dude. I'm a bro and a bro-in-law. I had friends in frats growing up. I like boobs and all the concomitant stuff to being a cis-het guy in his mid-30's in 2014.

I'm standing up to say, i am fucking sick of rape jokes, or jokey rape references, or douchey internet rape threats, or generally making fun of…

Adobe sheds a single tear?

I refuse to believe Selena would write 'U' and Justin would write 'you'.

Doesn't she also have a black son? Or did she return him?

But, but...what about Space Herpes?

then they go write articles full of half truths about mindfulness thus spreading the misconceptions

It's been my mantra for a while and I think it can be of use for anyone, really. I mean, I wear a lot of afros and just put a flower clip or a bow* in there and not give a shit about people's opinions. It's served me well.

no thanks, I'll stick with gringotts as the british bank of choice for my imaginary items.

Probably the only balls in Michigan. :|

Don't tell me what I can do for breakfast.

Where can I buy my husband underwear with a sparkly crotch like that? I need it for science reasons.