I can't just stop working and make babies I just bought a Jeep. Babies aren't going to make my Jeep payment or buy awesome black on black rims.

I'm going up to Seattle next month for the wedding of my BFF and his partner of 22 years. Injecting money into the economy!

I live in Seattle, and the gay sex couples are everywhere! Men calling each other husbands, women and their wives.... and it's destroying my brain! Why should I let them be happy?!? Just because their lives are their own and don't affect me (except, you know, for the fabulous holiday parties that my neighbors keep…

You cast Julie Andrews.

Don't be sad when great men or women die. Take as a cue to step up your game a bit— the world now has a huge empty gap in it and it will take hard work from thousands to fill it.

But, if each of us could be just 1/10,000 of the man we have lost think of what we would gain.

You're absolutely right. And on top of that, there's these weird "rules" for clothing you don't really know... like polka dots are fattening. Or slimming. Or something. I can't remember. And pictures of bears or cats or whatever around the... uhmm.... errr..... target.... crotchinal regional... area? Are those…

Even if he never dates another woman, he can still be bisexual. Sexuality isn't necessarily about who you sleep with, it's about who you are attracted to.

I understand what you are saying, I truly do. I'm an old (ish) dude who (in an honestly not skeezy manner) is often around younger men, and I'm telling you the stigma around same sex experimentation is really starting to dissipate. Now, I know it's not gone entirely, and I know I live in one of the most open minded…

Go home, Jezebel. You are drunk.

Was the student's name Randy Marsh by any chance?

As a straight white man, thank you for acknowledging our burden.

You cheat on your woman. Does she cheat on you? Are you holding fast to the myth that ALL woman are naturally monogamous and ALL men are non-monogamous maybe, possibly because you want the advantage. You want to go out and play and you want a person who waits for you at home?

Maybe I skimmed through this thread too quickly, but I did not see any references to STDs. IMHO, they represent the single most powerful reason for any human being to choose monogamy. Throughout most of human history STDs have been fatal, and the deaths they caused were horrifying. To make matters worse, you could…

"At the time, Steubenville area radio host David Bloomquist, known as "Bloomdaddy,” said he thought the 14-year-old was making it up. "I guess the best way to sum up what I'm saying is this: It's easier to tell your parents you were raped than, 'Hey mom or dad, I got drunk and decided to let three guys have their way…

Using a computer is an unnatural state, Henri. You should stop.

I liked my house for the first seven years, but now I can't stop thinking about the cute cave two towns over. It is SO erosional!

Henri leaned back in his desk chair, feeling suitably smug. Yes, he thinks. Yes, I've shown these anonymous people on the internet true male masculinity. I've truly cemented by reputation as a True Alpha Male. I've won the internet. I've shown those — those — girls! Ladies! Bitches! Women!