Let’s all get together and start a medical organization called Schmlanned Schmarenthood. It’s totally different so they’ll LOVE it.

Political Deathmatch: Handshake Edition

71/yuuuuuuuge dick/live to take away the rights of others

I’m very careful where I click... especially since most of my internet usage is when I’m dicking around at work.

I’ve never seen it or many of the other popular gross out photos/videos that were popular. I’ve also never seen the Friday video by Rebecca Black, which I hear is just about on par.

OMG. Dead.

With Stephen in the house, they didn’t have to manufacture much. I knew him in real life. He was intolerable.

Funny story. The first time I heard about this slap was from a dude I worked with at the Los Angeles Opera who told me about bitch slapping a girl on TV. Oh, and it was Stephen who told me the story.

Makes sense. I come at the issue from a somewhat odd place. My boyfriend is polyamorous but I am not. I’m also not his first current girlfriend so I knew what I was signing up for. It’s been an interesting (and lovely because he is lovely) experience.

Single partner arrangements have also far too often been used as pathways to sexual dominance and abuse.

If someone is fucking you do they also have to ask permission to touch your clitoris or is that sexual assault too?

Touching someone’s butt during sex is NOT sexual assault. Trying to shove something up it could be but please don’t neuter the term by implying that even touching a wrong part during sex is assault. That’s just insulting to those of us who have been sexually assaulted.

I do love some good gentle caressing of my butthole. Now I’m horny.

ALL THE STARS

I like your style.

If he can see it, he had better be playing with it. <- basically how I feel about all parts of me during sex.

Of all the things to judge from this post, you pick her breasts?

I wish I had read this article last night when I was high on mushrooms. Joe Manganiello’s abs may have broken my brain, though.

I like this moral of the story better than when people are like “we have bigger things to worry about.” I can worry and take pleasure in petty feuds at the same time. It’s called multitasking, thankyouverymuch.

If this were a 17 year old dude, I doubt you’d feel this way. This is benevolent sexism.