I don’t know how to do this “style it” you speak of. I could never have a high maintenance haircut. And by high maintenance, I mean having to do more than brush it. I barely remember to do that.

But so so slowly.

I don’t even know how to process this post. Though, yesterday I did consider chopping 12 inches off my hair.

Cummings is going to save us all.

That’s royally fucked up.

Yeah, I mean, a good rule of thumb is to never start with the white woman when you’re trying to highlight diversity. We don’t need to be front and center.

I’m going to say it - this comment is all good and I really enjoyed it.

I can vouch for theft not being all that bad. I find it delightful.

TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKERS DOWN

Right?

But I literally typed it in the google. On purpose.

This is where we need the Satanists to come in and start their own study group. The school district will be screaming “separation of church and state” in a hot minute.

This is mesmerizing.

I almost spit out my coffee at that remark. As a prior theology student, turned Atheist, just... no.

No way in hell am I going to rep Smirnoff. Peabody Jones for life.

The internet has just informed me that they finally broke up! I’m happy for her but kind of ashamed that I just googled it.

That too!

I used to write a blog. Mostly I talked about trying to lose weight while maintaining my binge drinking habit. It was charming. Oddly, healthy living companies don’t want to sponsor you when you suggest adding vodka into your morning smoothies and alcohol companies don’t want to sponsor you when you... well, do the…

You win today’s internetting.