How do you know they’re saying “girlfriends” as opposed to “girl friends”? I mean, what else would you call your friend that is also a woman? Lady friend sounds weird af... Like what a dbag dad introduces his mistress to his kids as. Woman friend doesn’t work because woman is a noun. Female friend... I fucking detest…

So much this.

Woman does not sound like you’re referring to someone much older. It sounds like you are referring to a human female who is over the age of 18. If it really bothers you that much, and for whatever reason you feel that it is absolutely vital to state the gender of the person you’re referring to instead of just saying…

No. No, no, NO. Unless you are talking about a gardening tool, ho is spelled without an E. Arghhh, that infuriates me.

Pfftt. As long as this shitshow isn’t put in the theater where the movie I paid a ridiculously overpriced amount is being shown, I could care less. It’s a pretty dumb idea, though, IMO. Isn’t the point of going to the movies to watch a movie? And wouldn’t having a jungle gym in there just encourage kids to be loud,…

That is a good idea. Incapacitated is good, but not super specific. “Drunk to the point of incapacitation” is a good descriptor, but a bit of a mouthful. Oo, I got it! Alcapacitated!

Oh my dog, stop. You cannot appropriate a body part. Nobody owns it. FFS.

Same here. And that, right there, is the difference between a rapist and a normal human being. Normal, empathetic, decent people don’t look at somebody who’s incapacitated and think, “She looks totally out of it, I’m gonna do whatever I want to her. Score!”. I guess we should count ourselves as lucky that we were…

Udders, lmao. Thanks for the laugh on a hungover Monday morning!

Oh my fuck. Did I accidentally make my way to The Onion rather than Jezebel??

Absolutely. I’m in the US, do you have any suggestions of how I could lend my support from here? Maybe sending an email or calling the cab company?

Yeah, this woman wasn’t just drunk, she was pretty much incapacitated. I’ve had the same hookups as you and no, some of them wouldn’t have happened had I been sober, but I did consent to them and my actions were pretty clear to them that I was consenting. Another difference, though, is that in my situations (I can’t…

Yeah, those “false allegations” that were reported in 2004 were definitely in anticipation of boosting Leah Remini’s TV show in 2017, too.

I am now fervently hoping that somebody will indeed create a cute line of purses with cheese pockets.

Now you’re inventing imaginary responses from me to you? You are deranged and a sad person. Please get help.

Agreed on everything you said, except, I’d argue that Brock Turner did, in fact, get away with it. Despite being convicted of three felonies, that piece of shit did a whopping three months in jail. He may have gotten caught, but he certainly didn’t receive a proper punishment for it. I’m still holding out hope that…

First of all, you dumb sack of shit, I didn’t harp on anything about him being on the job. Since you are too fucking stupid to understand anything, let me break it down for you like I would a seven year old. EVEN USING HIS TYPE OF DIPSHIT LOGIC -AS I CLEARLY STATED, SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO READ FOR A CHANGE - WHICH IS WHE…

That’s fucking awful. “The accused only has to have ‘honestly believed,’ based on ‘reasonable grounds’” that the other person is not too drunk to consent?? That is basically just handing rapists an excuse to use. I couldn’t even finish reading the whole thing, honestly, it is just that bad. Ugh.

If you had a point, I’d have indulged you. But since, once again, you lack the skills to understand what you’re reading and respond to something I actually said, there’s nothing to “answer”. Keep trying, though. I’m sure I’m not the only one amused by your incessant ass-baring.

Is he getting charged for anything he did to this woman other than making the threats to the JCCs? A single one of the multiple ways I even listed for you that he harassed or threatened her other than that? Or does every article say he is “being charged with cyberstalking due to threats he made to JCCs, some in her…