Disgusting is nowhere near a strong enough or accurate enough word to describe this ban. I don’t think there is actually a word yet in existence to describe the level of fucked up that this is, in fact.

Can vouch for that.

Wow. That was one of the most impressive schoolings I believe I’ve ever witnessed, lol!

Ah, now I understand. Thank you for clearing that up for me

I was under the impression that this is referring to detaining unauthorized immigrants only if they’ve already been arrested for committing a(n unrelated to their immigration status) crime and it is discovered that they are here unlawfully. So I don’t see how that is an unreasonable seizure or lacking probable cause.…

“That’s about a thousandth of a percent of the total estimated number of unauthorized immigrants in the United States”

I know eating always takes me out of my right mind, too.

... And this godforsaken buffoon was somehow preferable to a woman who had been in public service her entire life because ...emails vagina.

I just walked by the TV at work and the banner on the bottom of the screen read, “Pres Trump believes waterboarding absolutely works”. Somebody tell me I’m still dreaming and this is not actual irl right now, please?

And fancy clothes, and divorce, and rape victims, and... I’m just gonna quit now before my brain explodes. Hope you’re having a tolerable Monday!

This deserves more stars.

Seriously! That is majorly traumatic for most kids, especially at the age most of them are subjected to reading it. It’s kind of disturbing that imagery like that is acceptable, but if a book has a - gasp! - gay couple in it, people are worried it’ll affect children’s minds somehow... I don’t remember how I ended up…

Hmm, you could be right. Maybe now that I know where it came from it won’t bother me quite as much. Hopefully, anyway =/ And jk on the shanking, it rhymed and in my overtired, slightly hungover state, it sounded like a good idea =P

That’s clearly not at all what I said, but sure, if putting words in strangers’ mouths is your idea of a good time, have at it. Looks like some other commenters already did a great job breaking it down into words you can understand, though, so I won’t bother.

OMFG, I have had nightmares about a certain buzzard scene and have hated those bastards of the bird world with a fiery passion for at least 20 years now, but I could never remember where the imagery came from. I don’t know whether I should thank you or shank you :’(

I’ve tried to watch it several times, but I think the farthest I ever made it was maybe an hour in. Do yourself a favor: just say no.

OMG yes. I have to mute it, close my eyes, and have my boyfriend let me know when it’s okay to look again. I really liked that movie, but I fucking hate that part. Pretty much anytime I see a dog in a movie that’s anything but a romantic comedy, I get ready to turn it off and go to doesthedogdie.com. Ugh.

I hope everything goes okay with your pupper

Nope. Sorry not sorry. Cable is outrageously expensive, so we don’t have it anymore. I do have Hulu and Netflix, and any show that I can watch on the network’s website or app, I do. Some networks flat out refuse to air their content anywhere but on their cable network, however, or require you to have an active cable…

“surgery where they ‘just pull the skin on your legs up like stockings’”