Does the game really look this shitty? I know from reading the article that it doesn’t look great, but this is PS2 or below level stuff. I have a Wii U and games usually look great on it.

A League of They’re Owned

FIFA has a deal.

FIFA is going to have the US win the World Cup so we drop all these charges.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

No, it’s real.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

I hope they can rinse all that santorum off of it.

But you are out. It's okay! Now you know.

Oh, it was most definitely an abusive relationship (albeit a highly-paid one). My boss had NPD, and once I threatened her, I was in the cross hairs and she was out to destroy me to the core. Then I was freelancing for a while, and a good 'friend' screwed me over in a business deal. It took years to recover my…

I stayed in a job for years (what a fool!) under those conditions. It wasn't toxic at first; only until we won a multi-million dollar contract and I was credited for the "get." That's when the stabby fun started. I walked with nothing on the horizon. Things worked out. Best thing I ever did. No amount of money…

Well... it looks like it'll be funnier than Jack & Jill, That's My Boy, Grown Ups 1 and 2, Blended, and Just Go With It.

...and experts blaming rap music an hour after the race.

I have admittedly only looked at a few stories, but it is kinda weird how no one is talking about this person or if anyone is looking for him, etc. If this were the US, we'd have composite sketches, grainy security footage, and experts blaming rap music an hour after the race.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

Michael Keaton was in The Other Guys playing a hapless police boss that quoted TLC lyrics all the time. Funny movie, but he ain't picky.

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

sure thing buddy...

That's so sweet