I wish I read this last year.

He's great in that movie. Or that movie is great in him. Where are we?

Watch movies before declarations like this.

Looks like "listener" is probably quite the smeller as well.

I don't think there's anything wrong with being upfront, but it depends on how you come across. We all know that how you say something can be even more important than what you actually say. The words "I'm looking to find someone I can be with long-term" can come across "I want to be in a long term relationship, I…

Um, what about Bear vs Gorilla?

Did Cosby buy date rape drugs in bulk at Costco or what?

Can't wait to hear his thoughts on Ferguson.

Can someone put this in a little context of how powerful this church is in Russia and how likely this could actually be introduced into the Russian Constitution? There are groups who create petitions and picket every day to change the US Constitution or to outlaw abortion or make Man-Boy-Love an ok thing, but despite…

Sounds EXHAUSTING to be a woman.

This was spot-on. What a bunch of dicks. Who would say that to a girl? Dresses girly but can take care of herself? That sounds like the perfect girl to me. Kind of sounds like what most country songs are about. She should have left immediately after each one of those guys said those things. They basically said…

I concur. It's all in the delivery. Crotch would be funny if given a bit of twang to where you're almost saying 'cratch,' but 'dickandballs' is still funnier.