Well I’m just talking about this particular case. If you don’t even know who Triple H is, there’s a LOOOOOOOT of context and history you’re unaware of in this case. The quick and dirty of it is that Chyna started her on-screen career as his bodyguard, then stayed in a role as the muscle of DX. They were in a backstage…

Wait, the Attitude Era caused you to stop being interested in wrestling? Am I reading that right?

The standards are “does Vince like you?” basically. The Hall started in 1993 right after Andre the Giant’s death, with him as the sole inductee, in order to honor him. Immediately afterwards it became a bit of a joke, as the second class included James Dudley, Vince Sr.’s chauffeur (and to be fair, Dudley also was the…

But still no HoF for David Arquette. A former World Champion with a record of 3-1, and has never been pinned. A goddarn tragedy!

Don’t forget the time they made it seem like DX gang raped Stephanie, only to reveal it was actual a local girl, who may or may not have been raped by them.  You know, good old fashioned children’s entertainment.

Also, there was a fucking bit where Triple H GOT A FUCKING UNDER THE TABLE BLOWJOB! But yeah, actual porn is v bad for the kids, u guis!

Sure Chyna doesn’t deserve to be in the hall of fame, but well known steroid proponent The Ultimate “Queering Doesn’t make the World Work” Warrior isn’t only in there but is still a brand they trot out regularly (of course this is helped by the fact that he died RIGHT after his induction and dead men can’t fuck up a…

There may be an age difference between us but my first exposure to pro wrestling was the Attitude Era WWF versus NWO Era of WCW. While I do enjoy some of the later personalities in pro wrestling, I just couldn’t get into it once the insane story lines and outrageous characters started to go away. It was hell deciding…

Simmons a few months ago: The NBA was built on superteams, dynasties are great for the league!

Does he think porn is real?

Whatever you think of his take, you have to acknowledge that Bill Simmons’s history definitely gives him a position to criticize a person for trying to lure talent away from another organization to join his own.

I dated a bitch who was that into cocaine. Not a good scene.

This is a good dog week on Deadspin.

The Cowboys flicked, like a dry booger, back into the miserable soup of football mediocrity for another year...and done in (in part) by a fat guy. I cannot stop smiling about this. My God, this is why I care about sports. It's for moments like these. I'm gonna order another beer.

The judge that didn’t score her a 10:

These kinds of takes just make me so tired... Like soul-crushingly tired... 

Don’t be so sure about that. I was in a hipster coffee shop earlier today and I heard some Democrats whispering about how Gruden could make run at this award. Don’t count out Gruden just because you think Gruden has it locked up.

I know Gruden is bad, but to lump him with Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, and Gruden?  That seems harsh.

I’d appreciate if you could update the poll to reflect the appropriate RGB color code for each Jon Gruden.

I was going into this game feeling confident. I LOVED those Ryan/Sanchez teams and thought that a win would put us back on track. I told everyone that Friendsgiving that this would be a statement game for the Jets...I had no idea how right I was.

I watched the game at my buddies apartment (who’s a Pats fan) where he…