It’s actually kind of amazing that he went through all of that just to start doing the exact same schtick he already was doing.

Many politicians are not much better but it can be astounding how very, very stupid some athletes can be

Why is this is surprise? You are talking about an organization that suspended someone for DEFENDING EVOLUTION

You are embarrassing us. #LGM

Deserves way more stars

It's going to be sweet when he's making 35! Mil a year in the last years of his backloaded deal

This is glorious

God it pleases me knowing that wearing these annoys so many of you

Otherwise known as the Bill Simmons

Not cool

No one cares about your fantasy football team

ESPNs tag line should be “Now I don’t know what happened but...”

He seems like a really cool dude

I believe the roller coaster of emotions that accompanies being a Mets fan is literally killing me

Vitamin I

Looks like Fox Sports and Fox News are aligning in perfect awfulness

Who are the poor men that Chris Broussard has led?

Stanton won’t be in it so why bother

Sounds like he’s auditioning for an ESPN show

This really gives a bad name to Owls, which are awesome