a beautifully and concisely written comment.

Maybe the best snarky deadspin comment ever

even if you too hate soccer, it's perfectly okay to hate The awfulness of Dan Shaughnessy as well

The IOC should reach out to Cobb County, Georgia. They seem to have no problem throwing hundreds of millions to a large wealthy corporation to build stadiums.

you deserve more stars

And what a stunning shock, the Commissioners are all Republicans who will angrily not support giving people healthcare or funding education or poverty initiatives but guess what, have no problem handing 100's of millions of dollars to already wealthy businesses. Yup, keep voting for them people, they really care about…

yes we should all retun to those halcyon days when human life span was about 30 years

guaranteed

LegoMyEggo, you son'd him!

or better yet, have the event where it's actually, you know... cold?

What are you sayyyyyinnggggggggggggggg?

This was all really solid and then the Bulldog popped his head in and it became AWESOME

Now did Chipper have time to do this before or after he set the forest on fire?

This is a masterpiece of food literature. Rarely do you read something were every single word is so very correct

Maybe the best comment in the history of comments