Maybe she was ugly or a minority or something else that an NFL exec wouldn’t like, like maybe she was really tall but not super skinny. GROSS!

Of course, to make a scenario of arming teachers in a school plausible and workable, the teachers would probably receive thorough background and mental stability checks, training on the use and safety of firearms, and required to keep them safely stored to ensure proper accountability and prevent theft or misuse.

What was Marge Schott? I think that is the most accurate physical comparison.

And that Ford “Click” when you open the door. You know the one..

I am fond of this generation of Ford stuff. I can almost hear the Ford power steering pump whine now. I would 100% buy this thing. NP

Should Lonzo talk to someone at ESPN about his dad being a moron?

Having worked in Dental sales for a couple years, I think he has fake teeth, and has had a procedure where the dentures are permanently fixed with dental implants. This slurring often comes when he has had a new set of “teeth” put in. Takes a bit of time to get your speech right. So..as much as he could be doped…

Have...work to do...don’t...go...to bbref....

The only thing that could make this more Russell Westbrook level petty would be if he signed this on Durant’s birthday.

The boyfriend should’ve known better. Trying to hit 21 in Vegas is always a dumb idea.

At least he beat up a male. Refreshing.

Demographics. As us old white guys who grew up on football die off and spend fewer dollars on this sport and a younger more diverse population will find something else to spend money and attention on. The NFL is like a woman that keeps getting plastic surgery where she appears more ridiculous with each new change.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

Canada: That nice kid who occasionally does weird things that are irrationally upsetting. Stop eating ketchup chips, you goddamn spaz. I promise you they do something as strange as cutting up hotdogs and dipping them in ranch, and we just haven’t found that out yet.

This is bullshit. What if Nomar Garciaparra spelled HIS kid’s name backwards? It’d be total anarchy.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

You make a valid point, Horsemeat Avenger.

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

My dad was a sane, rational man before he retired. Retirement might be the worst thing to ever happen to him and he doesn’t even know it.