This post is Hitler’s wet dream. I am also a regular person with all the same stuff you have, yet I also manage to be able to have some small amount of empathy and compassion.

Frank Mason III, Mitch Lightfoot, Lagerald Vick, Tucker Vang, Josh Jackson, Carlton Bragg

lolwut. travis kelce doesnt get 1/10 the publicity positive or negative of those guys. he plays tight end for kansas city - should anyone care? cam newton won a heisman trophy in a season proclaimed by some as the best by a qb in cfb history; last season he won nfl mvp and this year he crashed and burned. obj has had…

Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

After receiving Christmas gifts from his mother and father intended for him and his girlfriend, actress Olivia Munn, Rodgers reportedly returned them two months later. The day before the wedding of a very close friend, Rodgers texted that he couldn’t make it. He also reportedly fired a business manager he had…

Or you’re at Arby’s

Fun fact: This dog has bitten fewer hockey players than Alexander Burrows…

Aside: peckerwood is a racial slur? As a kid (the only time I ever heard or used that word) I assumed it was something to do with a penis.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

But they don’t perform in celebration of the tourists from Kansas, which is what’s happening at an inauguration. (Not to mention that plenty of the tourists from Kansas aren’t “deplorables” in the first place.)

Like Blake Bortles! Or Casey Keenum! Uhhh Eli Manning? Hmmm.... Okay okay, I know, Brock Osweiler. Sam Brad... You know, I could keep going here, more then half the league’s quarterbacks are worse then Cam.

Also- I’ll own this one. Total Poe’s law. I (mistakenly) thought people would get this is satire, especially given he DID slide. Next time I’ll be more extreme/obvious about it.

Jacksonville is going to change it up by putting Rob in charge. That guy is basically a North Florida elemental.

I think Dick Cheney needs to take these two hunting.

It’s irrelevant whether this is a good or bad appointment. Sally Jewell has done a fine job, but if Obama let Malia make that decision based on her own personal interests, then the process is fucked and our democracy meaningless.

You can still protect the environment without letting rich little dilettantes like Uday Trump murder it.

I would be very surprised to see any damage repaired, ever.

“So tell us about the jobs that will be created by this stadium plan.”