Officer: Nice work, but you’re lucky to be alive right now.

This. The price of the stick isn’t really the problem (at least for Biebs), it’s just incredibly disrespectful to hack the stick like that in a rec game.

I almost forgot the Biebs was a Canadian until I saw this post, which made me feel better for a second, until I remembered that Canada is still now far better than America.

My goalie don’t like you, and he likes everyone.

what do you mean? guy could have just said sorry - he didnt have to be a baby about it. never in my life have i seen such a thing...and, i know, i should never say never.

Three things. One, having the defender break your stick happens. Is it a dick move? Yes. The main reason I hate it is that I have to now buy a 200$ stick. Second, if bieber was a legitimate hockey player, he would have dropped his stick after it was broken, all players at all levels are taught that (its a penalty if…

How do you not notice your Diet Coke has booze in it? There’s no alcohol you can’t taste, and if you’ve had Diet Coke before, you would know what that’s supposed to taste like. I don’t buy this.

Shit, the browns could be so lucky to go 7-9.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

He’s gonna be doing this head first when the Bills hire Jeff Fisher.

Off topic, but I’m at a Sixers game a few weeks ago. There were about 15,000 there to see them play the Hawks, probably based on a combination of Embiid fans, and the fact that people who bought packages to see the Cavs/Warriors/Thunder were forced into including the game in their package. Time comes for the national…

Thanks Mr. Tomsula

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

Listen to the audio. He was clearly asked about the running backs. Positions can be fluid in the NFL but there’s no way someone can classify Amendola as a running back.

I mean, I guess I understand the argument for not spending any time deciding what you’re going to wear if you want to stretch it...but do you need 25 fucking identical blazers to accomplish the task? It’s not like they’re power forwards who can’t play out of position.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

The Seahawks have been good since Obama won his second term. Did you miss the four straight playoff runs that culminated in two Superbowl appearances and one Superbowl win?

Thomas: You’ve got to lie in the bed you’ve made

“I feel nothing.”