Temple of Doom is a bad movie. I get the feeling that some of the folks who rate it highly haven't really sat down to watch it since they were kids.

There's something about a Hans Zimmer score that says "This didn't take very much effort to create."

Heart attack while masturbating, if I remember correctly.

Would it help if the AV Club consistently referred to these people as employees of a sometime reality TV show host?

I didn't know the newest Last Week Tonight clips were up yet, so the AV Club actually helped me out here. So thanks, AV Club, truly and sincerely. Not only for reminding me, but posting the video here so I didn't have to waste additional time looking for it.

Abe Vigoda's finest hour.

Serious question: is that really what you got out of this?

Aw, snap. Mosquito Coast reboot, here we come.

This movie is going to be terrible and it's going to make an insane amount of money, because nothing matters anymore.

This series is dumb.

The answer to the question, "How do we do a Sheldon spinoff that Jim Parsons can perform from home on his iPhone?"

'She’d rather try to get Republicans on board with LGBTQ issues than make Democrats “lower taxes and have less regulations and less government,”'

Not to shit on basically 99% of the comments here, but most kids' palates are already obliterated by salt, fried fat, and processed sugar before they're ever exposed to a wider variety of food. The idea that this is the shit that kids naturally eat and that they have to be begged or ordered into trying anything else…

Yoda plays like a god damn prick. I bet he's one of those guys who buys one of every property and sits on them until everyone quits.

Not Meat Loaf!

This is the Godfather III of presidential administrations, so there shouldn't even be a Fredo.

Hurting the disfavored candidate in a two party race is the same thing as helping the favored candidate.

Quentin Tarantino: "Filmmakers lose their energy when they get old. I mean, have you seen the Hateful Eight?"

Whether you think Russia is a threat or not, they're a foreign power that manipulated our democratic process to install their favored candidate. We should know how troubling that is, considering how many times we've done it to other countries.

Yeah. They don't even let us say "Negro" anymore.