First Contact strikes me as two really good TNG episodes with the pages all shuffled together. Which is not a bad thing at all.

2. Star Trek (2009)
3. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)

Useful information: Gaijin Smash predated the rest of that network (and possibly the Tucker Max stories themselves) under the name Outpost Nine, and continued afterward under the name Gaijin Chronicles.

What? You're telling me that mostly-made up, made-for-chain-email blog posts didn't automatically translate into box office success?

I believe movies are rife with fragments of contradictory messages that avoid making a specific statement that might alienate a chunk of the audience.

This will be pretty glib, but if you change the main character's problem, you change the main character. And if you change the main character, it's no longer the same story. That's the difference in my view.

Good news, nerds, there's another movie you're inevitably going to hate. Buy seven of everything!

Those cannons are one of the loudest things I've ever heard inside a closed structure. The recordings misrepresent what it's like. It's not a crack or a ka-pow. Just a solid, percussive whump that you feel right down to your ankles.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That is a far more reasonable analogy, considering the percentage is kind of correct.

If you're looking for Scrabble
I'm the man to see
And if you're looking for Bridge and Yahtzee
Bridge and Yahtzee guaranteed

Rumor has it that the more complicated Van Halen basslines (to the extent that they exist) are played by Eddie on the studio recordings.

The amazing thing is, that discovery was all down to one guy (Fil, AKA Solodallas) doing detective work on decades-old photos and footage. Not only did he figure out what Angus was using and why, but he's the one responsible for getting replicas on the market. He's a great player, to boot, though I think he has a more…

Remember that guitar amplifiers have directional output. Which means that most of those soundwaves are going right over Angus's head.

Rock and roll has always been the music equivalent of Jackass. Most rock musicians are too pretentious to admit it. AC/DC being a wonderful exception.

I admire his animal rights activism more than his music.

It's not a real superhero movie unless the actors had wire harnesses biting into their nuts at least 60% of the time. That's not me talking, just S.A.G. regulations.

I had sex with your wife.

Chuck Nice has to be my favorite cohost. I think he balances comedic banter with the genuine curiosity of a layperson.

Huge Bonerville's always getting the shaft.