I'm tokian' over here. Ha ha.

His revolution is over. Condolences.

Remember all those moments in those movies that seemed pretty racist, but you let it slide because you figure that Clint's a smart guy and he's just working that angle because it fits the characters?

Roll Fizzlebeef.

I'll thank you not to refer to Breitbart that way.

Yeah! Something about Wall Street!

Jean-Ralphio would go full-on Bernie or Bust. You know I'm right.

He would probably find the idea of voting repugnant. Mob rule, he'd say.

Question: My favorite superhero movie is Superman (1978) and my favorite depiction of Harley is in the 1990s Batman cartoon. On a scale of Harrison Ford in 1973 to Harrison Ford in 2009, how much is this movie going to piss me off?

Hot take: Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives is basically Food Jackass.

"but apparently they lied."

The shark attacked you at "sea"… "C"… for Catwoman!

Oh good. Another rapist/abuser gets to walk just by sticking it out long enough.

Give it three or four years and none of this shit's going to matter anyway. DC tries on reboots like it's a hat montage.

'There's a chapter in Bill Bryson's Made In America that lists American inventors, has a paragraph about them, and so many of them finish with "tied up with patent litigation, he lost all his money and was never heard from again".'

I went a long time thinking that Neil Gaiman made Emperor Norton up. It blew my mind when I found out he was a real person. I'm still not convinced that Gaiman didn't make Norton up, then retroactively summon him into reality via magick.

"I just got back from Jason Bourne… recommend it, so … I … brought it up!"

McKinnon and Hemsworth are the peanut butter and jelly in this sandwich, which is not very nutritious but very delicious.

I don't know if I hang out with more movie nerds than you, but my movie people rarely have universally positive or negative praise for anything.

The Avengers: More Poop