Good, bad, I'm the guy with the fact check.

Nice header. For a second, I thought they brought Bill back.

When I saw them in 2001, they played "Scary Dreams," which, as far as I know, they haven't recorded. And they played "the Wizard."

Headline: This week in "Millennials are not a thing"…

Jeez. Playing a female supporting role in a De Niro masterpiece probably comes with its own insurance premium.

There were originally 15 commandments, but Moses dropped one of the stone tablets.

Bingeing on Breaking Bad cannot teach you to be properly infuriated by the "Executive Producer: Vince Gilligan" end title card.

*Miles Teller shits his pants*

My understanding of the YA label is that it's essentially meaningless in terms of genre conventions, but that's why it's such a handy marketing tool.

If Americans are using it without being aware of where it came from, it's no longer localized.

If you truly believe the gender of the leads has nothing to do with how the quality of the movie is looking, then your conclusion about whether or not this will be a bad movie should have nothing to do with the public blowout over the issue.

"If you wish to fart backwards, first you must invent the universe." - Carl Sagan

Oh god. Even after Chinese Democracy, Hired Guns, and the now-topical-again Fat Axl meme, "Get In The Ring" is still Axl's most embarrassing moment.

The sad thing is, shit on the Internet has a really short natural lifespan. But there's one way to prolong it indefinitely, and Axl just found it.

I never saw anything to that effect, but the whole low-rent ghost exterminating company thing was a gimmick they came up with when the original idea of a sort of paramilitary ghost fighting organization ended up being expensive and undoable with the effects they had.

So that's the explanation for the weird blowjob scene in the first movie.

They're bringing the real Gozer the Gozerian.

Most of the people defending it aren't claiming it's going to be a masterpiece. They're just pointing out that the magnitude of the backlash is bizarre compared to that of any other modern remake of an '80s movie.

I am at a total loss as to why the first one is remembered so fondly.

Billy and the Leagosaurus