I don't know if I should be surprised or not that AC/DC has no idea when to hang it up.

We like to think of movies and shows as the sum of their parts, because it makes it easier on us when we go into analytical mode and explain why they work, why they don't, what makes them tick.

Whether deliberately or without realizing it, there is roughly a 100% chance that Page ripped off Spirit. Let's be adults here. Given the circumstances, sare slim that the obvious similarities are a coincidence.

Perhaps the last mistake he'll ever make. Before Walt, anyway.

Faster than a bullet speeding into Gale Boetticher's face… more powerful than a locomotive towing methylemine… who can throw Tuco's grill into a mighty river…

At first, I was about to be all "Oh, just because he's a black dude, hm?"

"Sweet Child O' Mine" is when Guns N' Roses went from a hair band with slightly above-average credibility to a hair band with average credibility.

So the guy who was a friend of Freddie's and who still makes money from the organization wants to keep it clean. The guy who did a movie where his dickhole talked via the magic of CGI wants to make it dirty. Am I understanding this properly?

SID VICIOUS: "So you're this Freddie Platinum bloke that's supposed to be bringing ballet to the masses."

This religious nut out in the desert talks a kid into joining an insurgency. It kind of gets out of control from there.

I found Star Wars to be a fairly bald-faced remix of Flash Gordon, the Lord of the Rings, and the Hidden Fortress.

'(That “expletive” comes courtesy of the Associated Press; feel free to play a game of Steve Miller Mad Libs if you want to plug a word in for yourself.)'

If you can show up, do your job, and not be a pain in the ass, that's basically everything you need to make it in the arts.

Please do not imply that a nobody like Vince Neil is comparable to famed full-body morphsuit artwork model Nicolas Cage.

"Man, you come right out of a comic book."

The overlap between articles intended to affirm the basic dignity of women regardless of their appearance and the comments by people who purport to be deeply concerned about American obesity really lets you know who should be aboard the spaceship when it's headed into the sun.

Yeah, I have a black friend too.

BWAAAAAAAM

Old Testament: Van Halen with David Lee Roth
New Testament: Van Halen with Sammy Hagar
Revelation: Dave comes back and the band somehow doesn't implode

I am sure your deep concern for the health of these women is the only possible reason you would object to an article that seeks to affirm their basic dignity.