And now we know how future Marty really injured his hand.

So in other words, it's either Doctor Who's rules (whatever's coolest for that particular episode) or Austin Powers's rules (whatever's funniest for that particular scene).

George McFly sincerely believing that an alien visited him and threatened to melt his brain introduces a serious concern for his mental health that the rest of the movie glosses over.

All y'all acting like you're too good for Taco Bell. Posting in the comments is the Taco Bell of Internet activities. Just give in.

Like how Walter Jr. looks 14 at the beginning of the year and 19 at the end of it??

Ah, yes, I remember that one.

Oh man, there's a perfect Simpsons quote for this situation, but I can't… quite… think of it…

I was just thinking that. He's an example of how it could have gone wrong for Walt—all the ways Walt could have made the wrong decision but didn't, all the ways he got lucky when it could have gone the other way.

I'm getting my girlfriend into Breaking Bad. By coincidence, we watched the episode with Ken's first appearance on the same day that he came back on Better Call Saul started.

Guh. I recently did a little time as a shill for AT&T U-verse/DirecTV. This was a technique we used all the time, called "painting the picture."

Let's be real. A lot of superhero movies are PG-13 for two reasons only:

Easy money. *cue hair metal*

"Clinical" and its synonyms are probably the most-used words to describe Kubrick, and they're the most facile and the most unfair. He seemed to believe that naturalistic acting and conventional character arcs weren't intrinsically necessary, that they weren't the best way to convey meaning in his stories. I think it's…

Hot take:

This is like saying a puppy means so very little. Thing is, puppies are awesome and anybody who doesn't like them is a psychopath.

But can men be programmed to feel shame?

Wait a second… this movie has stars in it. And Wars!

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, Internet.

How is this Disney's fault and not the fault of every unplanned sequel since time out of mind? Taking any story that's concluded and saying there's more story to be told after it is fundamentally the same as what this article is talking about.

The takeaway from this article is something we already knew. Unless you have a fetish for completism, it's best to pretend that this series stopped at two.